"Fuck The Piss Here Is Cheap" Sydneysider Says Of Felons
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Sydney man visiting the Smart State this week for business has been pleasantly
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Outback Jackaroos And Roo Shooters Now Busy Exploring The Internet With StarWank Satellite Service
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT American tech entrepreneur Elon Musk has left his mark on Outback Australia, as thousands of single
Unemployed Job Applicant Asked Why He’s Applying For A Job
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A man that’s looking for a job, who’s being interviewed by a business that
Local Man’s Immaculate Taste In Music Put Down To The Hours Spent Playing 2000s FIFA Games
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local 28 year old has admitted that his immaculate taste in music can be entirely
Dystopia Of Modern Tech Really Hitting Home As Woman Forgets Log In For Her Toothbrush
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The dystopian reality of technology in 2025 is in full effect as a local woman has
Emerging Musician Cracks Triple J Airwaves With Nostalgic Tradie Anthem
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An emerging Aussie artist has done the unthinkable this week – cracking the elusive Triple J airwaves
Australia Celebrates Launch Of The Leyland P76 Of Rockets
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia’s ambitions in space were well and truly off the ground this week,
Self Described ‘Natural Flirt’ Surprisingly Only Flirts With Attractive People
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has raised some eyebrows this week, after insisting she’s simply a ‘natural
Expiry Date On Milk Reminds Local Girl She’s Got A Long Way To Go Until Pay Day
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl is once again cursing the cruel, sadistic human that invented the
PM Comes Up With Simple Way To Decide Australia’s Position On Palestine: Another $400m Referendum
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister of Australia has today moved to clarify the national position on the conflict
Group Chat Pronounced Dead For Next 48 Hours After Roommate Sends Through Message Chasing Bills
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A usually bustling share house group chat has come to a standstill this week, with reports
Treasurer Jim ‘Chee Hoo’ Chalmers Tells The Reserve Bank Uso I Don’t Wanna Hear No Chat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Treasurer has today shown his inner Logan boy, after learning some heartening news. Jim
Women’s Toilet Graffiti Discovered To Be A Lot Nicer Than Blokes
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact YOU ARE SO LOVED! It can now be reported that graffiti found in women’s toilets