Tradie Can Come Do That Job For Like 4 Times What It's Worth, At Some Point, When He Fucking Feels Like It - Take It Or Leave It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights chippy has today served up a nice dose of reality to a French
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All Diplomatic Ties Cut With The America After Blatant Attack On Our Native Fauna
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United States has finally done it. After decades of pushing the friendship with things like
Local Girl Drops Joke That Requires 100+ Hours Of Screen Time To Truly Get
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT GET IT???? A local girl has left her friends reeling after dropping a joke so
Unable To Campaign, Barnak Bin Al-Joyce Heads To Yemen And Leads Offensive Against Saudis
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Deputy Prime Minister and Nationals backbencher Barnaby Joyce has surfaced in Yemen after weeks off
Trump Says Hollywood Will No Longer Be Allowed To Portray Russians As Action Movie Villains
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact US president Donald Trump this week put forward a new law that will now make it
30 Something Bloke Realises He’s Started Doing The Old Man Groan When He Gets Off The Couch
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights office worker has this week realised that he’s already started making old
Colourful Gold Coast Identity Johnny Spiteri Linked To Dural Caravan Hoax
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The most bizarre story in Sydney’s recent history continues to throw twists and turns, as
Tech Bro Raving About His Fasting Diet Fails To Impress Muslim Developer During A March Ramadan
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local tech-bro manager has been left puzzled as to why there is still one employee
Nation Politely Tells The United States To Put A Tariff On Ligma
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The former ‘leader of the Western world’ has today been given a serious reality check. The
New Zealand Establish Base In Northern Australia As Roy And Tane From The Army Sign Lease On Cairns Apartment
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia has officially welcomed its closest and most reliable strategic defence partner, with the New Zealand
Meet The Independent Who Ticks All The Gold Coast’s Boxes: An Ultramarathon Runner With A Hippy Name
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the 2025 Federal Election around the corner, one of the surprising Federal Electorate’s tipped
Australia Considers Hitting The US With Reciprocal 20% Tariffs On Keith And Nicole
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Our great southern land is today mulling over how to hit back at our fair-weather allies
Local Woman Feeling Like Anthony Bourdain After Putting Cooked Egg Into 2 Minute Mi Goreng
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local woman has had an encounter with the spirit of Anthony Bourdain after chucking a