18 Year Old Socceroo Has No Qualms Defending Against Salah After A Decade Doing It On PS4
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Tech Company Reaches Gender Quotas By Replacing Half The Workforce With Female AI Assistants
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local tech whizz has proudly announced that he’s finally reached the perfect 50/50
“Leave Negative Gearing Alone!” Says Minister Who Should Probably Focus On Why Everyone’s Smoking Darts Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In space of only a couple of years, it seems that Kevin Rudd’s campaign against
Pokie-Free Pub Has The Most Insufferable Dingleberry Behind The Bar
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our town’s Flight Path District has become a refuge for the town’s
Recently Dumped Fitness Instructor Takes Anger Out On Class With Back To Back Bulgarian Split Squats
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A fitness instructor going through a rather nasty breakup has decided to take his pain out
Tasmania Set To Reappoint Jeremy Rockliff As Premier Ahead Of Next Year’s Election
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The fabled island of Tasmania has today appointed it’s new leader, after a long southern
QLD Just Can’t Justify Paying Veteran Schoolteachers The Same As 19-Year-Old Cops Who Spent 8 Months At Oxley
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact More than 50,000 teachers in Queensland are on strike this week, in response to claims
Yankee Imperialists Ask If We Also Want Some Weird White Eggs To Go With Their Diseased Beef
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact US President Donald Trump has revealed plans to get a 2-for-1 deal
Canberra Bloke Not Really Inconvenienced By Broken Phone Because There’s Only A Few Places His Mates Could Be
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the era of full blown digital-dependence, the city of Canberra is one of the
Boomer Land-Bankers Hold High Hopes For Nest Egg After Single Mum Down The Street Gets Priced Out
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “Money, money, money” chants semi-retired white goods retailer, Tony Marlow. “In a rich man’s
Giant Retailer That Sells Items Of Clothing For Less Than A Cup Of Coffee Might Not Be That Ethical
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some truly shocking news that no one ever expected to read, allegations have emerged that
Kiama Has A Fair Bit Of Explaining To Do
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW State Parliament is well known for playing host to some of the most bizarre stories
Epstein Disappears From News Cycle As Lefties Unable To Resist Fanning Distractive Culture War
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact US President Donald Trump has now found an unlikely saviour in his enemy, as left-leaning