Good Grandson Lies And Says Grandma Seemed Normal During Recent Visit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has this week provided his mother with a heavily sanitised
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Local Introvert Makes Mortal Mistake Of Wearing Irresistibly Soft Jumper To Work
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local introvert made the mistake of wearing a fluffy jumper to work this morning, which
Local Saffa Retires To His Secret Second Living Room To Sulk About The Weekend’s Sporting Results
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local South-African-Australian, Eugène Terre’Blanche (43) has not been this disappointed in his home
Barnaby’s Job Under Threat From AI As Microsoft Invents Robot That Goes To Regional Shows In The New England And Gets Abused By Intellectual Townies And Farmer’s Wives While Consuming Four Cans Of Hahn Super Dry Mid Per Hour
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Nationals MP Barnaby Joyce may soon find himself out of work, after Microsoft this
Sydney Concreter Orders An Ounce And Downloads Elden Ring
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Sydney man has today spoken to The Advocate about the bumper week he has
Qantas Offers Federal Court In Flight Meal Vouchers After Being Fined $90M For Illegally Sacking Workers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Qantas has been fined $90 million for illegally firing over 1800 staff members during the height
Wallabies Probably Gonna Win The World Cup Now
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some welcome news for the handful of long suffering rugby union fans in Australia, it
Unions To Boycott Productivity Round Table After Leaked Documents Show Chalmers Is Only Providing The Povo Non-Cream Arnotts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Treasurer’s “Productivity Round Table” will be held in Canberra this week – with representatives
Woman Who Doesn’t Vape Or Punch Darts Probably Shouldn’t Have Tried A Zyn
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has made the mortal mistake of spontaneously trying a Zyn on a night
Local Bloke In Heaven As Football Set To Perfectly Kick Off As The Footy Finishes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local fan of blokes running around a ball of various shapes and sizes, is today
Environmentally Conscious Woman’s Handbag Now Full Of Bits Of Rubbish She Forgot To Throw Out
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who’s suddenly been hit with her quarterly urge to get her life together
Bloke Fairly Certain The Most Bogan Thing He’s Ever Done Is Pay $299 To ‘Encounter Dolphin’ At Sea World
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Under the late morning glare of the Gold Coast sun, Daryl McIntyre stood barefoot
Local Dad On Family Holiday Scoping Out Restaurant Exits Like A Real Life Hitman
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local dad has caught himself walking a mile in someone else’s shoes today. Enjoying