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Australian Democracy Under Threat From A Growing Number Of Highly Competent And Emotionally Balanced Professional Women Who Turn Up To Work Every Day
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As was the case in the lead up to the 2022 Federal Election, the Australian media
Middle-Aged Asian Dude Would Very Much Like To Own A Lexus LX600 At Some Point
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | Contact A local man has spoken today of his deep desire to one day own a late
Terrace House In Weird Autumn Limbo When Both Oil Heater And Pedestal Fan Are On Full Bore
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Share houses around the country are bracing for the return of that weird autumn limbo period
Dutton Backflips Again On His Last Remaining Election Polices, Now Identifies As A Proud Leftie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As poll numbers continue to dive, Federal Opposition leader Peter Dutton has realised that he needs
Labor Forced To Withdraw New Candidate After Social Media Posts Show Him Working With His Hands
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Labor Party has been forced to dump their candidate for the Queensland seat of Yawannagokhunt
“Let Me Tell You About The Bond Market” Says Man Who’s Been Listening To A Few Podcasts
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has tonight seized the rare opportunity to explain the global bond market to
Swans Fans Now Able To Prove Their Commitment To The Bloods With Onsite Donations At Gather Round
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The annual Gather Round kicks off tonight, and will continue through the weekend as Adelaide plays
Year 11 English Teacher Ridiculed For Not Having Bright Coloured Eccentric Glasses
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A Year 11 English teacher has been slammed by the community, teacher, parents and students alike
“I Thought You’d Lost My Number Haha” Says Jacinta Price, As Dutton Calls Her For First Time In 2 Years
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Federal Opposition backflips on key election policies, and Opposition MPs suddenly stop talking about
Moreton Bay Mayor Warns BCF Lawnton To Not Sell Any Tents To Anyone Who Looks, You Know, Unhoused
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Moreton Bay mayor Peter Flannery has today warned BCF Lawnton that there will be severe repercussions
Jeez These Big Strongmen Love A Backflip Don’t They
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT President Trump has this week followed the lead of Australia’s Federal Opposition Leader, Peter Dutton
PM Tells Australia To Vote For Him Again Because After 3 Grim Years He’s Gonna Start Doing Stuff
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While the Liberal Party is being skewered by voters and journalists over their lack of pre-election