PM Unfazed By Chinese Spies Infiltrating Local Billionaire Community Because They're All Racist
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has told reporters in Canberra this week that he is
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Angus Taylor Apologises For Going Missing Over Summer After Getting Into League Of Legends
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There has been much conjecture this week as to the whereabouts of Shadow Defence
Liberals Blame Anthony Albanese For Creating Division In The Coalition
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Federal Opposition Leader (for now) Sussan Ley has today hit out at the Prime Minister once
Calling Someone 'Champ' To Be Banned Under New Hate Speech Laws
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT It can be confirmed that not only is calling someone ‘champ’ now banned under the government&
Brooklyn Beckham's Gripes Not Going To Be Taken Seriously Until He's Done Two Tours Of Afghanistan And A Few Vegas Benders
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A sequel to Prince Harry and the ex-Princes Meghan Markle's estrangement woes have
"Do I Love Australia? Fucken Oath, But I WILL NOT Be Ironing The Creases Out Of My Bangladeshi-Made Australian Flag Cape"
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local gentleman has today shared that while his love for this country runs
NSW Lock Out Laws Finally Repealed After Losing An Entire Generation To Ice Baths And Podcasts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT The NSW government has finally repealed the last of its notorious lockout laws, meaning Kings Cross
AFP Hold Their Position Outside Sky News HQ As Federal Parliament Passes New Hate Speech Laws
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Federal Police are just waiting for the all-clear to begin kicking in doors
Generous Gun Buyback Has Local Cooker Digging Up His Illegal Firearms And Handing Them In
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A generous new gun buyback scheme will take effect this week, prompting at least
Boomer Torn Between Viciously Ridiculing Nephew Over Electric Vehicle, And Asking For A Quick Spin
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local semi-retired plumber from our town's pebblecrete paradise of Betoota Heights, has
Liberals Excited To Revisit The One Culture War That They Can Articulate A Clear Position On
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Liberal party staffers are eagerly ticking away their calendars in anticipation for their favourite cultural war
Concerns Raised That New Hate Laws Will Prevent People From Calling Referees And Umpires 'Fucken Blind'
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As parliament rushes through new gun and hate laws, political commentators and social media users around
Betoota Golf Club Says Security Systems Are In Place If Any Brats On E-Bike Wanna Skid Across The Front Nine
KEITH T. DENNETT | Golf | CONTACT The board of Betoota’s most accessible golf club has issued a stark warning to