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Corrupt Local Dad Uses P&C Connections To Give His Brother’s Butcher The Election Sausage Sizzle Contract
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In a strategic move straight out of the town council corruption playbook, a local
Coffs Harbour Midwife Has Experience Telling Unhelpful Blokes To Get Out Of The Way
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It appears that rise of the Independents will not be isolated to oceanside and harbourfront electorates
Bob Katter Welcomes A Bit Of Disruption To The Two Party System And I Recognise That A Lot Of These Candidates Are Worlds Apart From My Particular Brand Of Politics But At The End Of The Day They Are All Independents Who Are Putting Their Local Communitie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With nearly 24 hours until polls close in the 2025 Federal Election, The Member For North Queensland Bob Katter III MP has provided The Betoota Advocate with brief comments regarding the rise of the Independents. SEE HEADLINE
Brooki Bakehouse Dragged Into Federal Election After Scomo Alleges His Raw Chicken Curry Recipe Was Stolen Too
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Election campaign has just taken an extremely weird twist today. With polls roughly 24
ABC’s Antony Green To Call The Election From Front Bar Of Caxton Hotel On Day 3 Of Magic Round
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT After weeks of preparation, heated press conferences and factional in-fighting between some talentless benchwarmers,
Albanese Stays True To Cavoodle Ownership By Telling Every Fucking Person He Meets About It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is today making one last pitch to voters, to remind them that
Emotionally-Battered North Shore Woman Feels A Rush As She Votes For Nicolette Behind Husband’s Back
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Clare used to march against Australia’s involvement in Vietnam. She used to dream about moving
Economists Discover You Can Make More Money Off Forests By Not Chainsawing Them To Shit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A few of the miserable pointy heads who craft Australian economic policy – also known as economists
Say What You Want About The Independents, But At Least They’re Hot
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the weary nation either prepares to vote (or completely tune out from politics because they’
“The Rest Of The World Loves Nuclear” Says Nuclear Advocate About 15% Of The World, That Built Nuclear Decades Ago
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young luminary has today offered up one final pitch ahead of the 2025 Federal Election.
16 Reasons Why Peter Dutton Deserves To Be The Next Prime Minister Of Australia
THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE | Editorial | CONTACT 1. He Cares About Women Peter Dutton has a proven track record in helping women
This Is Democracy Manifest Yells Voter Eating 3rd Democracy Sausage
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local comedian has today reduced an entire polling booth worth of volunteers to tears, after