"Fucking Victorians" Says Local Man After Being Mildly Inconvenienced By Car With VIC Plates
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has found himself dealing with Victorian-Rules Driving (VRD) over the weekend, which led
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Grumpy Husband Told To Just Get On The Couch, Put The Fan On And Watch Some Cricket
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Melissa Harris has been forced to give her grumpy husband something to do this
Well There's Only One Place To Buy Smokes In Sydney This Christmas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A lot of cigarettes are being sold in the southern suburbs of Sydney, it can be
Aldi Shopper Forced To Confront His Truly Pathetic Diet At Human Checkout
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A local man who believes he has outsmarted the duopolistic supermarket system that is Coles and
Wave Of Nostalgia Washes Over Man As He Begins Untangling His Backup Cord Earphones From 2015
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT Local man Craig Jericho has been overcome with waves of nostalgia today as he dug up
Disgruntled Housemate Searches Desperately For A Tupperware Container Not Lined With Thick Layer Of Oil
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A seasoned veteran sharehouser has today encountered a frustrating but all too familiar sight, a plastic
Youth Allowance Applicant Unsure If They Are Mocking Him With Questions Like ‘Do You Own An Investment Property?’
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A recently jobless man has been left confused and bewildered after attempting to complete a Youth
Afternoon Absolutely Derailed By $6 Schooners
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A Thursday afternoon that was set to be the pinnacle of productivity has been absolutely derailed
Local Man Circles Friday 19th Of December As Perfect Afternoon To Go Nuclear
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A very proactive pisshead is getting on the front foot today as he starts
Royal Commission Launched Into Why The Fuck 50c Coin Is Hexagonal
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Government has today announced its intention to launch a Royal Commission into one of the
Funemployed Guy Considering Not So Fun Clinical Trial
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A recent university graduate has vowed to make this summer the best one yet. Instead of
Woman Who Says She Wants Community Waits Behind Apartment Door Until Neighbours Leave Common Area
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact For the last 6 months, Emily Rosswood (33) has been begging her husband to let them
New Mum Desperate For Some ‘Me Time’ Spends Baby’s Whole Nap Watching Him Sleep
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact New mother, Rachel Frank, is at her wits end this afternoon after her 10 month old