Local Dolphins Fan Asks Dan Murphy’s Staff To Recommend Something That Tastes Like A Sweet Sweet Victory
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Moreton Bay man has today walked into his local Dan Murphy's with one
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Doctors And Nurses Even Hotter After The Whole Saving Civilisation Thing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The age old fetishisation of healthcare workers has been ramped up over the last fortnight, as
Betoota Weekly News Bulletin – 27/3/20
Join Wendell Hussey, Clancy Overell and Errol Parker once again to wrap the week’s news. Only this time we
Palaszczuk Enlists Help Of Akon And Pitbull To Convince Queensland It’s Time To Shut It Down
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has today brought in the big guns to help spread the word
Something Other Than Climate Change Set To Ruin The Australian Ski Season For Once
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s highest-earners are set to lose another thing they cherish this
North Korea Praised For Closing Borders To Protect Civilians From Virus
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In an unexpected move, the World Health Organisation has praised North Korea for beating the coronavirus,
Video Footage Emerges Of Comrade Dutton Doing “The Garrett” In Christmas Island Exercise Yard
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After 11 days in quarantine since testing positive to COVID-19, Peter Dutton MP’s rapid
Farmer Thankful For Decent Rain But Did It Really Have To Wash All His Flood Fences Away?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A farmer out on the Betoota City Limits has welcomed the decent drop of
Barnaby To Lay Low Until Someone Wants A Hot Take On Abortions Or Climate Skepticism
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the desperate times call for desperate measures for all members of society (apart from residents
Dodgy Bloke Out Front Of The Wobbly Boot In Boggabilla Can Get You Into QLD If Ya Got The Coin
“Where do you wanna go? I can waive the cash payment if you leave me ya car.”
Cruise Enthusiasts Look Back On The Good Old Days When They Only Caught Gastro
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Once upon a time, a breeding pair of ageing Queenslanders could book a spot
British Press Frantically Scheme How To Blame ‘That Witch’ For Further Infecting The Royal Family
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As British Royal Family enthusiasts freak out about Prince Charles’ Covid-19 diagnosis, the UK press
Daily News Bulletin – Thursday 26th March
How to cross the Queensland border, the plight of cruise ship enthusiasts, sports punters looking for green pastures and more. Coming to you from the Budgy Smuggler Bedroom, here’s your wrap up of the news today.