Local Dolphins Fan Asks Dan Murphy’s Staff To Recommend Something That Tastes Like A Sweet Sweet Victory
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Moreton Bay man has today walked into his local Dan Murphy's with one
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Daily News Bulletin – Thursday 26th March
How to cross the Queensland border, the plight of cruise ship enthusiasts, sports punters looking for green pastures and more. Coming to you from the Budgy Smuggler Bedroom, here’s your wrap up of the news today.
Sport-Starved Punter Calls All Of His Aunties Across QLD For Tips On Weekend’s Council Elections
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Putting on his best good nephew voice today, Brandon Simpson decided to try and get a
Property Investor Worry That Her Unwashed Renters Are Starting To Get Some Big Ideas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Government has estimated at least 1 million people could become unemployed as the coronavirus
Katter Boys Congratulate Palaszczuk For Closing QLD Borders, Even If It Is 119 Years Too Late
“But, but better late than never. I’ll give Anna that” said Bob, to the cheers of his fellow party MPs.
PM’s Cleaner’s Mate’s Aunt’s Dog Walker Confirms Full Lockdown Is Imminent, Like Deadset
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local dog walker has been able to confirm to The Advocate this morning
Bored Home Schooled Kid Would Give Anything To Go To The Trampoline Venue Right Now
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local homeschooled kid named Aldous Hemmingway who is bored out of his mind right now,
Essentially Essential Worker Arrives At The Essential Factory For Another Shift Of Essentially Essential Work
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact David Smith drives a forklift at the essential factory in Betoota Ponds, where they
World Hopes Boomers Remember Sacrifices Made To Ensure Survival When We Talk About Climate Change Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the Covid-19 Crisis continues to worsen, the world’s Under 50s have today urged
Prime Minister’s Speechwriter Doesn’t Know Why He Even Fucking Bothers Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister’s speechwriter has told The Advocate this morning that he wonders
Daily News Bulletin – Wednesday 25rd March
The move to a lockdown, the trials and tribulations of Scotty from marketing’s speechwriter and the closure of the Queensland border and more. Coming to you from the Budgy Smuggler Bedroom, here’s your wrap of the news today.
Daily News Bulletin – Wednesday 25rd March
The move to a lockdown, the trials and tribulations of Scotty from marketing’s speechwriter and the closure of the Queensland border and more. Coming to you from the Budgy Smuggler Bedroom, here’s your wrap of the news today.
Comrade Dutton Kits Out His Cell On Christmas Island With Some Cool New Posters
At 5:57 p.m on March the 13th, Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton revealed he had tested positive for coronavirus, becoming the country’s 156th confirmed case.