Local Dolphins Fan Asks Dan Murphy’s Staff To Recommend Something That Tastes Like A Sweet Sweet Victory
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Moreton Bay man has today walked into his local Dan Murphy's with one
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Another Person On Instagram Hilariously Refers To Their Dog As A Colleague
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact While plenty of the country are losing their jobs due to Covid-19, The Advocate can
Self-Isolating? Why Not Read The Stand By Stephen King
LOUIS BURKE | Investigation | CONTACT With social distancing in place and a lot of us being forced to self-isolate, many
American Out Of Toilet Paper Forced To Wipe With A Gun
LOUIS BURKE | Investigation | CONTACT At the time of writing, the USA is now leading the world in confirmed cases of
Man With Time To Do Whatever He Wants Might Play Red Dead 2 Again
LOUIS BURKE | Investigation | CONTACT One of the benefits of COVID-19 has been the collective wealth of knowledge we have
For Fuck’s Sake Melbourne Your Beaches Are Shit Anyway
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One again, the gentrifying inner-city types have found to be the most complacent Australians when
Nation Asks Waverley Council To Just Run That Fence Around Entire Suburb Of Bondi Please
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the Bubble of Bondi prepares for literally, the most inconvenient weekend ever, the nation has
“It’s Just Not The Same,” Says Man Sipping Beer From Tumbler Catching Up With Mates On Houseparty
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Boys, don’t know how much longer I can do this,” he joked. Deep
Scotty Praises Australians For Doing What They’re Fucking Told For Once
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today front the nation with a bit more spring in
Sydney Roosters Expected To Finally Fall Below The Salary Cap With 87% Pay Cut To Players
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a sign of the strange times we live in, the Sydney Roosters NRL club are
Australian Grand Prix To Be Replaced With Multiplayer Daytona USA
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT After the cancellation of the Australian Grand Prix in Melbourne over Coronavirus fears, F1 fans are
Local Man Eases Virus-Related Anxieties By Giving Up Watching Commerical Television
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has been able to calm himself down today after getting himself
Abandoned Hobart Airport Now Home To A Growing Thylacine Colony
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tasmania and Queensland have further restricted entry through their borders – allowing Australians in only if their