"Don't Worry Babe, I'm Cooking Dinner" Man Says In Epic Troll
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact A local man has sent shivers down his domestic life partner's spine this
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Daily News Bulletin – Wednesday 22nd April
Scott Morrison’s moment with John Curtin, 5G protests, some office gossip and the Michael Jordan documentary – it’s your daily news wrap, live from the Budgy Smuggler Bedroom.
Office Gossip Stuck At Home Makes Up Rumour Cat Is Rooting The Dog
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Throughout the most testing eras in human history, there have been legendary accounts of the daring
Channel 10 Brings Back Cheez TV In Effort To Comfort Nations Anxious Millennials
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Channel 10 is being applauded today for its decision to bring back the generational sensation that
Nation Somehow Under The Impression That This Isn’t How Capitalism Should Work
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation reels from the fallout of Virgin entering Voluntary Administration, plenty have been left
F45 Chick Begins Looking For Other Ways To Have A Personality
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local group fitness enthusiast, Melody (25, French Quarter) hasn’t received a sweaty high-five from
“Defund The Biased ABC” Says Young Liberal Who Gets His COVID-19 Updates From Tracy Grimshaw
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There have been renewed calls from within the deplorables faction of the Liberal Party to defund
Local DRZ400 Argues Servos Should Be Paying Us To Fill Up Now That Oil Price Is Negative
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “It’s a classic example of trickle-down economics,” said the motorbike. “Mind the
Virgin Employees Begin Painful Process Of Stripping Copper Wire From Office Walls
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A number of employees Virgin Australia’s Bowen Hills HQ have taken the news
“Just Tragic,” Says Joyce
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Joyses Chroist Moddor Maerey! It’s nhut whut ye wanneh see, nhow uz et?
Daily News Bulletin – Tuesday 21st April
The re-naming of Virgin, Alan Joyce’s despair, Barnaby Joyce’s tracking and a local woman losing her personality trait – it’s your daily news wrap, live from the Budgy Smuggler Bedroom.
NRL Integrity Unit To Investigate Circumstances Surrounding Todd Greenberg’s Decision To Resign
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The NRL’s Integrity Unit is currently investigating some breaking news from the Harbour City of
Virgin Australia Set To Change Their Name After Being Fucked By Coronavirus
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Virgin Australia is preparing to unveil a new name-change, after board members finally admitted to