"Don't Worry Babe, I'm Cooking Dinner" Man Says In Epic Troll
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact A local man has sent shivers down his domestic life partner's spine this
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After Nearly 40 Long Days In Quarantine, Grown Man Picks Up A “Book”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local slob, Keegan Lawson (30) has been in self-isolation longer than most people. As the
Desperate Drug Dealer Without Access To Pokies Attempts To Launder Cash In His Whirpool
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In more developed parts of the nation, electronic poker machines are a key pillar
‘Oh Well, At Least I’m Not In America Right Now’ Sighs Unemployed Local Woman
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In an effort to find some consolation amongst the current circumstances, local Job Seeker Alisha Wilson
Marketing Pigeon Returns Home To Find The Grassroots Kicking A Sherrin Around
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Rugby Australia’s stood down Marketing Pigeon has flown back to his hometown for
Daily News Bulletin – Thursday 23d April
The truth about 5G, some money-laundering alternatives, a young woman finding a silver lining and a man picking up a book – it’s your daily news wrap, live from the Budgy Smuggler Bedroom.
“Not One Reference To Rugbah Loygue!” Laughs Bloke Who Probably Can’t Spell ‘Ettingshausen’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local public servant has picked up another public servant’s book at an
5G More Dangerous Than Virus That’s Killed 177,000 According To Mullumbimby
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the coronavirus pandemic grips the nation, the Byron Shire has today revealed that we’ve
Oh Dear God Please No: Dad’s Encouraging Mum To Whip Out The Old “Aerobics Oz Style” Leotard
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the nation adopts to the concept of indoor fitness, Australia’s most iconic television exercise
Not So Humble Now: Sore Loser Kiwis Already Whining About Not Winning The Bledisloe This Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news from across the ‘dutch,’ the nation of New Zealand has reportedly forgotten his
Season 6 Of Peaky Blinders Just 5 Hours Of Well Dressed Pommy Gangsters Walking In Slo-Mo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fans of the epic British crime series Peaky Blinders are reveling in a new episode of
Teenage Son Told To Find Somewhere Else To Fucken Self-Isolate After Heated LeBron V Jordan Debate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A 15-year-od local basketball fan is today looking for a new place to live.
Scott Pauses In Front Of John Curtin’s Portrait And Nods Solemnly At The Fellow War-Time PM
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The portraits of past Prime Ministers adorn a foyer in Parliament House. Some better