"Don't Worry Babe, I'm Cooking Dinner" Man Says In Epic Troll
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact A local man has sent shivers down his domestic life partner's spine this
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Government Installs CCTV In All Tamworth Drive-Thrus To Keep Track Of Barnaby During Pandemic
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Morrison has today begun exploring new ways to keep tabs on his renegade Nationals
Katter Told By Staffer That New Corona Tracking App Isn’t Compatible With His Mobile
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A confused Bob Katter has been told not to worry about installing the new
Workmate Drying Hair In 2pm Zoom Meeting Definitely Just Had Root
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local sales director, Vita Garrison has almost definitely engaged in a bit of after-lunch nookie,
Bundaberg Release Rum-Scented Hand Sanitiser
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s top rum producer has released a rum-scented hand sanitiser as
Liberal Far-Right Faction Host Socially Distant Meeting To Discuss What To Do About Turnbull
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the country under lock-down due to Coronavirus social distancing measures, the underachieving salarymen responsible
Seeing Boss In Activewear Really Taking Away From His Intimidating Presence
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact If there is one thing 2020 has taught us, it’s that everything can change
Daily News Bulletin – Monday 20th April
New Coronavirus measures, an incredible tale of ingenuity, an adult store’s generous donation and more, it’s your daily news wrap, live from the Budgy Smuggler Bedroom.
Local Papou Fakes His Own Death So That Wife Can Have Ten People Over For Orthodox Easter
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hundreds of thousands of Australian followers of Eastern Orthodox traditions have today had to enjoy the
New Alcohol Purchase Limits Give Everyday Aussies A Taste Of What It’s Like To Be A V8 Fan
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Bottle-os are the latest business to be hit by mandatory purchase limits after the general
“That’s My Money!” Says Publican Seeing Pensioners Put Money Into Groceries Instead Of His Pokies
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact A once happy and greedy little publican is today sitting on his pub stoop grieving
Service Station Operators Urged To Lower Fuel Prices Or At Least Lube Up The Nozzles
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT The NRMA has again blasted petrol retailers for not passing the full drop in crude oil
Man Who Didn’t Like Game Of Thrones Unsurprisingly Claims To Not Like Tiger King Either
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact There is always one. One legend who decides he has to stand out, to be