"Fucking Victorians" Says Local Man After Being Mildly Inconvenienced By Car With VIC Plates
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has found himself dealing with Victorian-Rules Driving (VRD) over the weekend, which led
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Woman Whose Apartment Has A Rooftop Forgot How Popular She Gets This Time Of Year
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local Sydney woman that has rooftop access has once again been reminded just how popular
Local Man Reaches Age Where A Quiet, Drunken Boxing Day Becomes One Of The Best Days Of The Year
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has finally reached the age where a carefree, slightly drunken, lazy boxing day
Sydney's Backpacker Community Prepare For A Calm, Clean And Sober Get Together At Bronte Beach
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Sydney’s backpacker community is gearing up for what they’ve promised will be a totally
Fox Cricket Still Carrying On Like They've Cracked The Dark Matter Theorem With New Weight Tracker
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The purveyors of paywall cricket are once again reminding the nation of their state of their
Politicians Plagued By Infighting And Tantrums Unsurprisingly The Only Leaders Not Calling For Unity And Calm
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia is still reeling from the horrific anti-semitic attacks that took place at Bondi Beach on
Family Breathe Sigh Of Relief As Rogue Son Lands A Plum Job On Local Infrastructure Project
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local family is walking on clouds today, after learning some fantastic news. The Arnott’s,
"Make Me Look Like The LNER Class A4 4468 Mallard" Brett Lee Tells Barber
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Australian fast bowler Brett Lee has reportedly issued a very specific instruction to his barber
Younger Sibling Cracks The Shits After Brother Receives Piece Of Cake 1/18th Larger Than Theirs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local child is alleged to have cracked the shits over the weekend, after his mum
Smudge Furious After Being Sent Home Sick To Watch Ready Steady Cook While All His Friends Play Cricket
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The captain of the Australian cricket team for the first two tests of the Ashes series
Overwhelmed Local Man Just Gonna Watch The Cricket For A Bit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today decided to just kick back a little bit. With the year
Normal Person Whose Brain Isn't Fucked From Social Media Grieves For The Jewish Community Without Seeing Tragedy As An Opportunity To Share An Irrelevant Opinion Online
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A normal person has laid flowers at a local synagogue this week, as a way of
Report: Get Off The Fucken Algo
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT South Betoota Polytechnic's Humanities Department has today released an interesting report. The monthly report