Awesome: Price Of Everything Starts Going Through The Roof Because Some Fuckheads Decide To Start A War
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The sport of rugby league has once again lived up to its reputation.
The game, famous for being filled with talented, spirited characters who may or may not think things through - did so during the first episode of the new Rivals show last night.
Billed as the quest to find the ultimate sport, the leaguies, victorian leg tennis players and silver spoon boys and girls went head to head last night in the first challenge.
The Challenge involved running around a triangle circuit as an entangled unit while carrying weights.
In rather amusing fashion, the steeden branded egg chasers finished last - after completely bottling the strategy element.
Surprisingly, in a move that could never have been predicted, the rugby league players’ downfall has been attributed to failing to properly think things through and attacking the challenge head one.
“It was the definition of running at faces, not spaces,” laughed one viewer this morning at the Betoota Industrial Park Pie Van.
“Chapo and Ali actually offered up a decent strategy, but the x factor boys decided to just back themselves.”
“Which when you couple male impulsiveness with rugby league impulsiveness - you often can find yourself in some strife.”
“It was a tale as old as time.”
“Which certainly would have left the private school boys and girls chortling.”
“Might be time for the Foxx and ReeceTV to just listen next time.”
“Anyway - big Harry Wilson’s got a bit of go about him for a big goofball doesn’t he?.”
Our reporter nodded.
More to come.
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