Inner City Teen’s Attempts At Rebellion Hampered By Parents Being Weirdly Supportive Of Everything
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After Weeks Of Whining Like A Climate Change Protestor, Sam Newman Shanks It On The First Hole
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It was a somewhat sad state of affairs down on some golf course in Melbourne today,
Newly Hired Subbie Has Not Been Reading The News
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local stonemason, Billy Wright (29) does not appear to have the slightest understanding of what is
Pauline Pats Herself On The Back After Not Seeing Any Muslims In The Street For Months
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Far-right senator Pauline Hanson is reportedly rather chuffed today, after not seeing a burkha since
PM: “Who Needs China As A Trading Partner? We Have Post-Brexit Britain.”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has laughed off suggestion that the nation’s many industries that
SAD: People In NSW Think Their Anti-Fun Government Is Actually Keen To Reopen The Pubs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sitting outside what many in Sydney consider to be the best example of a
Daily News Bulletin – Wednesday 13th May
The retirement of Alan Jones, a local property owner’s plea to Scott Morrison, an NRL WAG’s plea to her husband and more – Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey bring you your daily news wrap, live from the Budgy Smuggler Bedroom.
“I Haven’t Coughed Like That Since Uni When Someone Tricked Me Into Smoking Tea Through A Orchy Bottle!”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has shrugged off speculation he’s been kissed by the pangolin
Strung-Out University Chancellor Begs Government For A Hit Of International Student
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Chancellor of the highly-regarded South Betoota Polytechnic College has begged the Prime
Subway Announces New 1.5 Metre Long Social Distancing Sub
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT For those who wish to indulge in the brain-altering tang of preservative rich processed foods
Corey Worthington Dusts Off His Fluffy Motherfucken Hoodie In Countdown For 11:59PM Tonight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Melbourne’s greatest ever house party host, Corey Worthington is back baby. Having drifted from the
Bloke Who Can See Through The Media Starting To Think Coronavirus Is A Beat Up Because It’s Like Been Two Months And He Hasn’t Died Yet
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local isolating stadium bar operator, Gusty Spence (55), has today decided that in all of his
“Fuck The Mainstream Media” Says Man Who Became A Millionaire Working For Mainstream Media
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some unsurprising news this afternoon, Paleo Pete Evans has today said something curious. The Celebrity