Inner City Teen’s Attempts At Rebellion Hampered By Parents Being Weirdly Supportive Of Everything
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A teenager from a trendy inner city suburb's attempts to rebel against his parents
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Neutral Gen-Xer Finally Joins Generation Wars After Hearing A Millennial Say Seinfeld Is Shit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT 21-year-old Alanna Wasson says if she’d known it would be this easy, she
NRL Under Pressure To Cut Down To Zero Referees For Melbourne Storm Games
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Greatest Game of All is enjoying another day hogging the back pages, and today, the
Muslim Neighbour Makes 6 UberEats Orders After Sunset
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Betoota Ponds-based Muslim, Graham Warne (29) says he couldn’t have imagined a more
NRL Anti-Vaxxer’s Love Of Money Actually Stronger Than His Philosophical Stance On Flu Shots
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In news that has rattled the nation to its very core, some NRL players have chosen
Palaszczuk Government Urged To Act After Southerns Learn How To Scale Border Wall
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The de facto leader from one of Queensland’s largest militia forces has asked
Nation’s Boomers Excited For Pubs To Re-Open After Months Without Making Any Noise Complaints
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local semi-retired down-sizers Maple Dawson (67) and Barry Dawson (72) say that they know
Robot Who Forgot He Owned A House Says Buying Virgin Is ‘Financially Reckless’ And ‘Corrupt’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A locally-popular robot took to social media this week to brand the Queensland
Pauline’s Pat On The Back, Poor Property Owners & Sam Newman – Thursday 14th May
Congratulations for Pauline Hanson, a poor property owners plight, and Sam Newman shanks one – Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey bring you your daily news wrap, live from the Budgy Smuggler Bedroom.
Coronavirus Cases Fall As Youths Turn To Trendy New Viruses
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Infections are still falling across the nation. However, the news may not as good as it
Report: Biggest Challenge Of COVID-19 Found To Be Saying No To A Fat Spliff When It’s Blazing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As state mandated social distancing restrictions begin to ease up, new hurdles in half-normal live
Local Fuckwit Dry Cleans His Black Puffer Vest Ahead Of Long Winter Of Being A Fuckwit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite what he tells you, Darcy Galhooly is terrible company. He openly cheats at
Property Investor With Vacant Dwelling Appalled At Having To Pay His Own Mortgage For Once
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has lashed out this morning after it became increasingly apparent to