Inner City Teen’s Attempts At Rebellion Hampered By Parents Being Weirdly Supportive Of Everything
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A teenager from a trendy inner city suburb's attempts to rebel against his parents
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ScoMo Rediscovers His Favourite Song From 2003
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After staying away for many nights over the past 17 years looking, the Prime
Heavily Botoxed NRL WAG Tells Heavily Tattooed Husband To Not Let Those Needles Near Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prominent rugby league WAG, Kaylentaya Shayley, has today drawn a line in the sand. Her husband,
Ben Fordham To Decide Between Kissing Jones’ Ring Or Casting It Into The Fires Of Mount Doom
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prominent broadcaster Alan Jones is retiring and his 2GB station-mate Ben Fordham is
Alan Jones Announces Resignation As Leader Of The Liberal Party
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Alan Jones, Australia’s most influential conservative policymaker in the history of the federated states of
Daily News Bulletin – Tuesday 12th May
Josh Frydenberg’s big problem, Bill Gates arrested after 5G protests and a local anti-vaxxer’s latest crusade – Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey bring you your daily news wrap, live from the Budgy Smuggler Bedroom.
Melbourne Freelancer Confirms He Usually Lives In Brooklyn By Calling A Corner Shop A Bodega
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT There is no denying COVID-19 has caused widespread tragedy, including the devastating news that Travis
Rusted On Queensland Labor Voter Heartbroken By West End Environmentalist Resigning As Deputy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With Queensland Labor seeking a third term in power, a recent cabinet reshuffle would appear to
“Duh, Maybe, Uh, We Should, Duh, Start Thinking About, Duh, Starting Again Too Duhh” Says AFL
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man in charge of running the Australian Football League has today suggested that maybe it’
Explosion Of High-Pitch Giggles Coming From The Sky Suggests Scaffolders Are On Tiktok Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A construction site in Betoota City Limits has today been rattled by the high-pitched che-
Treasurer Realises He Has To Fill $360bn Budget Hole Without Taxing Anyone Who Voted For Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has suddenly realised this morning, to his horror, that he has
“Grrr! Stop Being Mean To China!” Says Man Trying To Sell Massively Over-Valued Property
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our small desert community’s most wealthy residents has lashed out at
Local Couple Fined For Failing To Greet Or Acknowledge Fellow Bushwalkers Passing On The Track
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT For a pair of French Quarter Residents, what was supposed to be a cheap weekend has