"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Anthony Albanese Urges Nation To Just Bung On Some Spacey Jane And Live In The Moment
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Anthony Albanese has confirmed the National Cabinet will meet in the coming days to ensure Australians
Explosive Four Corners Report Finds Most Of These Mature-Aged ADHD Sufferers Are Actually Just Lefties With Annoying Personalities
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After years of being dismissed as leftie circle-jerk that hates farmers and racing, the public
Coles, Woolies To Charge For In-Store Air Due To Iran Conflict
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation's two largest supermarket chains have today confirmed that shoppers will
QLD's Free Speech Debate Occupies The Lull Between Olympic Stadium Debate And State Of Origin
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland activists have vowed to challenge new state laws banning the phrase “from the river to
Real Estate Agent Not Panicking Yet But Just Opening The Door And Playing On Your Phone Not Really Working Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After nearly a decade of frictionless commission-harvesting in the French Quarter, 29-year-
"Locals Only!" Says The 20% Of Coastal Town Population Who Don't Realise Tourism Is All They've Got
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Residents of Australia’s busiest East Coast holiday towns are banding together to ensure their parking
Nation’s Stoners Praise Scary Movie For Finally Rebooting A Horror They Can Actually Follow After 4 Cones
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some welcome news for bong lords (reformed and still practicing) around the country, a well
Mum Just Can’t Understand Why Such An Esteemed TV Programme Like MasterChef Would Stoop So Low
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A Betoota Heights Mum of 2 has been left seething after her Sunday evening favourite was
Dragons Know What They Need To Do
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In fairly unsurprising NRL news, St George Illawarra Dragons coach Shane Flanagan has been sacked by
“We Should Only Accept Immigrants From Liberal Democracies” Says Man Who Obviously Has A Problem With Croatians
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The rise of One Nation appears to be dictating the Liberal Party's policies, it
Barnaby Sees One Nation Slip Two Points And Reckons Now Might Be As Good A Time As Any
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Member for New England and recent One Nation recruit Barnaby Joyce is understood to
Gen X Colleague Explains To New Junior That Light Ice Is Like Heaps Normal But For Grown Ups
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It's Friday drinks down at a Betoota Heights printing supply business and