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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government's pathetic gambling reforms look set to pass through Parliament this
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Lesbian Hipster Faces Criticism From Own Community For Not Having At Least One Harry Potter Tattoo
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local woman has faced criticism from the gay community today when it was revealed that
Local 30-Something’s Dream Of Buying Home Gets Closer After Their Dad Buys A Motorbike
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some largely depressed young man from our town’s Heights district said he feels
“Well If You Don’t Do Anything Wrong You Won’t Die In Jail” Says Local Section 10 Magnet
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Betoota Grove man that has been white and rich enough to get away with three
Southern News Cycle Now Slow Enough For AFL Jersey Spat To Be Most Hotly Contested Issue Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In the surest sign yet that things are on the mend down in Victoria and West
States Ask PM To Lend Them Tamil Family Detention Facilities To Help With Quarantine Effort
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact State governments have today publicly demanded the Prime Minister do more to help with the quarantine
DAILY: Australia’s Big Vaccine Target, Media Elites Outraged & An Unsackable Public Servant – April 29
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Albo Misses His Number Being Called At Haberfield’s IGA Deli And Now Everything A Fucking Joke
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Shoppers in Sydney’s Iron Cove have reported feeling awkward this afternoon, after a prominent local
Local Boutique Bottleshop Attendant Suggests Customers Try This New Craft Beer From Perth
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter bottleshop attendant has spent this week selling Emu Export, a delicious
Laming Reveals Shock ADHD Diagnosis, Claims He Only Films Up Women’s Skirts After Red Cordial
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Liberal MP Andrew Laming has today revealed that he suffers a medical condition that explains all
Public Servant With Long Term Permanent Position Laughs In The Face Of Performance Manager
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Department of Main Roads and Transport Office in Betoota Heights was the scene of a
Media Elite Shocked By Openly Christian PM Saying Christian Shit In Front Of Fellow Christians
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a big couple years of catastrophic political gaffes, it seems that the Prime Minister’s
Federal Government Faces Uphill Battle To Administer Jabs To 2000 Australians By July
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Government today faces the almost-impossible challenge to administer over 2000 Australians