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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government's pathetic gambling reforms look set to pass through Parliament this
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Dyslexic Disappointed With Results Of Low-Crab Diet
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A local woman with a mild case of dyslexia has expressed frustration today after discovering her
Woman Lends RFS A Hand With Backburning And Tosses Her Durry Out The Window
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In a touching performance of civic duty, a local woman has decided to take time out
Bucks Party’s Mandatory Posh English Bloke Actually Quite A Pig
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An assortment of men who don’t really like each other have descended upon Betoota’s
“Where Do I Know That Cunt From?” Man Asks Himself Seeing Curtis Stone In The Qantas Lounge
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man who some would argue doesn’t belong in the Qantas Club
Co-Worker Drops By Desk To Make Sure You Read That Email They Sent 37.609 Seconds Ago
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact As workplaces have been forced to reconsider how they increase efficiency in a modern era, some
Newtown Girl Living In Terrace House Owned By Parents Criticises Selfish Right-Wing Boomers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A direct beneficiary of the post-war generation’s hysterical wealth-hoarding has today taken to
PM Breaks News To Jenny That Unfortunately The Overgrown Lawn At Kirribilli Is A State Issue
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the face of recharged debate surrounding the Federal Government’s obligation to provide quarantine facilities
Melbourne’s Wet Markets Given Green Light To Re-Open Next Month
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The many wet markets of Melbourne have been closed for over a year with
DAILY: The States Call For Help, A Section 10 Magnet & A Local Man Is About To Get Paid – April 30
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Local MMA Student Can’t Wait Until He Can Save The Day And Use His Skills In Public
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ed Tuxworth’s days of 24-hour gym memberships are over. “I’ll never go back”
PM Gives Andrew Laming A Fidget Spinner To Prevent Further Sexual Harassment Allegations
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The ADHD-riddled Member For Bowman is no longer a threat to innocent young women in
Albo Vows To Make Every Commonwealth Car A Re-Birthed Subaru Within First Term Of Government
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Anthony Albanese said he is looking toward the future today at the