Watch Out! Don't Step On The Government's New 'AdStop' Regime!
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government's pathetic gambling reforms look set to pass through Parliament this
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“I Don’t Know If You Really Understand How Bad Melbourne Was Last Year” Says Victorian Expat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Melbourne records another 12 new community cases, five million residents are preparing once again to
Salesman At Airport Gate Talking About Payroll Software Conference Like It’s Coachella
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Local payroll systems sales representative, Gil Milat (53) appears to be approaching orgasm today, as he
DAILY: Bad News For Taxpayers, Crusty White Dogs & Where To Go Now For NRL – May 26
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Failing Headlight Bulb Heroically Clings To Life Until Day Before Rego Inspection
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In a touching display of strength and determination, a failing headlight bulb has just made it
Prahahn Wet Market Ruled Out As Source For Melbourne’s Seventeenth Outbreak
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite fearing it would be the case, some good news for the Melbournese this
“Our Work Here Is Done” Says Australia, As Troops Leave Afghanistan With No Roads Or Libraries
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After decades of ramping up the political-patriotism every ANZAC Day and Remembrance Day to justify
North Melbourne Kangaroos Plan Day Trip Through Whittlesea In Hope Of Cancelling Season
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Canterbury Bankstown Bulldogs and Waratahs of the AFL have today tried a bold new tactic
Dan Andrews Forced To Return To Work Early After AFL Plans To Go Ahead With Crowds This Weekend
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Victorian Premier Dan Andrews is set to return to work early today after learning
Motormouth Boyfriend Thinks Most Interesting Aspect Of Movie Is Where He’s Seen Actors Before
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local boyfriend has this week managed to ruin a movie by becoming a human IMDB.
Intern Patiently Waits Until 5:05 To Pack Up Desk So They Don’t Look Too Eager To Leave
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local journalism student has recently learnt the hard way that nobody really gives a crap
DAILY: A Rumble In The Hunter, Boomer Tries Explaining Crypto & The Spicy Lung Rides Again – May 25
Errol Parker and Clancy Overell kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Queensland Energy Grid Crippled By Unreliable Coal Power Plant
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The denizens of our state’s south east corner have been plunged into darkness