Watch Out! Don't Step On The Government's New 'AdStop' Regime!
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government's pathetic gambling reforms look set to pass through Parliament this
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Report: 90% Of Crusty White Dogs Named Either Molly Or Coco
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A new survey has confirmed that 90% of crusty white dogs are named either Molly or
ATO Announce Annual Crackdown On Low-Income Earners Claiming Dubious Laundry Expenses
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The good patriots at the Australian Tax Office have warned low-income earners not
Coffs Harbour Bloke In Big Smoke Yet To Visit A Pub That Truly Scares Him Like Down Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Coffs export, Hughie Moey (27) says living on Brisbane’s Southside can be a bit
Monster Swell Off Gold Coast Results In Outbreak Of Gastro Through Region’s Roofing Industry
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As the city of Melbourne rapidly tries to get on top of a spicy cough cluster
“Game’s Gone Soft!” Shouts Victor Radley As He Carries Opponent’s Severed Head To The Sin Bin
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney Roosters enforcer, Victor ‘The Inflictor’ Radley has felt the full force of the NRL referees
Melbourne Man Informs His Mates That Monday Night Blowout Is On
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact “Get down here, now!” That’s the message that’s just been sent out to 10-
DAILY: Bill Gates’ Big Regret, A Controversial Catch Up & One Of Life’s Big Problems – May 24
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
“Fuck, Here We Go Again” Says Melbourne
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Melbourne are once again getting ready to discontinue any form of routine, and
PM Says Melbourne’s Outbreak Would Be Way Worse If He Hadn’t Jabbed 1.6% Of Victorian Adults
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After months of stoking fears around vaccinations, until enough vaccinations arrived for him to not have
Local Boomer Doesn’t Want The Shitty Blood Clot Jab, They Want The Good One That Scotty Had
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Someone who’s paid taxes their whole life has rejected the government’s plan
Chairman Mark McMaoan Races Jacinda Ardern To Be First To Close Border To Victorians
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Chairman of the People’s Republic Of Western Australia has thrown the gauntlet
Boomer Journo Pens Unbiased Opinion Piece On All This Cryptocurrency Stuff That Terrifies Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local multi-property owning older Australian has today dealt the world of digital currency a