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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government's pathetic gambling reforms look set to pass through Parliament this
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Both Sides Celebrate As Volunteer Touchie Eats Shit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A hotly contested footy match between rival undefeated clubs in a regional derby with a history
Bloke Whose Favourite Movie Is Daredevil With Ben Affleck Not Impressed By Archibald Finalists
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 52 lucky finalists for the 2021 Archibald Portrait Prize were unveiled yesterday morning at the
Acting Premier James Merlino Asks Why The South Australian City Of Mildura Is Also In Lockdown
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Rural City of Mildura has been plunged back into a lockdown this week
“Yeah I’ve Got The AstraZeneca, Just Leaving Mine Now” Scotty Texts Victoria, From The Shower
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victorians are back in lockdown today, after four more community transmissions were picked up overnight, bringing
DAILY: Dan Andrews Returns To Work, North Melbourne’s Bizarre Training Run & Local Man Saves A Turtle – May 27
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
“Just A Vodka Coke Raspberry Thanks Mate” Says Newy Bloke Who Might Be Worth Steering Clear Of
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Newcastle bloke Joey Knight (29) has decided that he’s gonna lift off this evening,
Addo-Carr Spotted With BBQ Stain On His White T-Shirt Down At The River By The Railroad Tracks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pre-match preparations are underway for Melbourne Storm winger Josh Addo-Carr this afternoon, after coach
PM Says He May Be Forced To Intervene In Rollout And Quarantine After Latest Victorian Flu Outbreak
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Government may be forced to intervene in the roll-out of the
Local Child Sinks Into Car Seat After Failing To Alert Mum Of Any Upcoming Servo Stations
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Local child Jessie Manners had one job. One job and she fucked it. It’s said
QLD Government Purchases 100 Old Nokia Batteries To Sure Up State’s Electricity Supply
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Queensland Government has today announced it’s strongest commitment yet to future proofing the state’
Victoria Bids Thee Farewell To Ye Olde Renaissance Community As Melbourne Wench Tests Positive
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Victorian Government has bid thee farewell to Melbourne’s thriving medieval reenactment community, as the
Fitzroy Man Demands Melbourne Lockdown Victims Get A Medal And A Right To March On ANZAC Day
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man from Melbourne’s hellish northside has tried his best to upset older