Kiwis Can't Even Argue 'But We Have Luss People' As Cabo Verde And Curaçao Dominate World Cup

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Our much loved frunds acruss tha Tesmen are this week coming to terms with a new reality.

The island nation of New Zealand are having to deal with the prospect of no longer being the minnows of World football.

This comes after stunning performances from countries the size of Dunedin and Wollongong on football's biggest stage.

Fresh off the back of holding current European champions Spain to a draw, Cabo Verde have this morning taken a point against two time world cup winners Uruguay.

The nation with 500,000 people and some Hantavirus banged in 2 goals against the South American powerhouse this morning, a day after Curacao and their nation of 185,000 held another South American mainstay to a draw.

While neutrals around the World (who aren't committed to hating the corrupt body that is FIFA) enjoying the victories for the minnows, the Kiwis are reportedly feeling a little left out.

"Utz fucking bullshut to be honust," said Brooklyn Kelburn, a Wellington resident currently working in Betoota.

"We stull hev way luss people then most countries, but these little minnows are stealing a but of our thunder."

"Hopefully we keep thus up agunst Egypt tho."

"How'd you lot go agunst the Yenks aye?"

Our reporter then terminated the interview.

More to come.