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The Leader Of The Opposition has emerged from his Sydney fundraising junket to make a short but poignant comment on International Women’s Day.
As the rest of his electorate remains on standby for the damage that could be caused by extreme weather over the next 24 hours, Peter Dutton remains battened down in one of the 30 investment properties he owns in North Brisbane.
However, while Dutton has taken some flak for fleeing his electorate in the hours before Cyclone Alfred was expected to make landfall, he was still remains focused on his long-term mission.
Peter Dutton wants women to thrive, and says the only thing stopping them from doing so is the oppressive culture of flexible work hours.
Dutton says the moment this cyclone is over, he vows to force public servants, services employees and office workers to return to the office five days a week.
Temu Trump has explained that anyone in the public service who refuses to come back to the office full time has two options, take half pay or fuck off. Increasing productivity is key to the Liberal Party’s political mission, and the only way to do that is to make sure commercial real estate returns to the rivers of gold they once had before the pandemic.
On top of breathing air into the pockets of the increasingly irrelevant owners of commercial office buildings, the private for-profit childcare sector would also benefit by having women returning to the workplace.
Shadow Finance Minister Jane Hume said workers have shown a “lack of respect for the work” – and has specifically singled out the public service, who they’ve also promised to trim the workforce by about 36,000 places.
The move is aimed at cutting costs in the extremely short term, before paying large consultancy firms twice as much to do a way shitter job.
The move to force everyone back into the office has obviously angered the overwhelming majority of the public service, with many arguing it will adversely effect women looking for flexibility.
Temu Trump has of course said that the move applies to both gender, assuming that the same parenting roles are applied to both genders equally across the board.
