Deputy Prime Minister has today said he will be pulling out, as of Monday.

After 6 months of chaos, including a scare with sun spots and a citizenship scandal, and a pregnant mistress. Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has today confirmed that he will now have a crack at pulling out.

While many argue he could have pulled out 6 months ago, before all this drama took control of his life, our media and our Federal Parliament.

“As of Monday I will be [pulling out]” said The soon to be former leader of the National Party.

“I have informed the acting Prime Minister. I think pulling out is the smartest thing to do right now.”

“Many have said I could have done this sooner. That is their opinion”

“Now get those cameras off my fucking lawn”

Mr Joyce has confirmed he will in fact remain in his role representing the good people of New England in North West New South Wales – and will now spend his time throwing peanuts from the back bench.

Earliest indications suggest he will be replaced by David Littleproud MP, member for Maranoa, as the leader for the National Party and Deputy Prime Minister.

Considering the fact that Betoota is located squarely in the back end of the Maranoa electorate, our town now looks forward to a new bore.

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