Flight Attendants Walking Through Airport Offer Same Vibe As Game 3 Joey Walking Down The Tunnel

JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT

A group of flight attendants have been spotted walking through the terminal at Betoota airport this morning, reportedly with game faces on.

The group was allegedly sighted making their way to their domestic flight to Brisbane, marching with purpose and prepared to knock anyone who dared get in their way.

“Mate I’ve never seen anything like this,” one bystander, Darryl Phillips, said.

“They’re coming through like prime Joey in a packed out Game 3 at Suncorp.”

“Look at the eyes on em. No smiles, no chirp. Pure determination.”

“Give em hell out there!” another passenger called from the baggage drop.

Several nearby passengers were reportedly forced to step aside to allow a clean route through, leaving a tunnel that Joey Johns himself would've been proud to run through.

While the commotion of the flight attendants did appear to woo the crowd, it did not prepare them for what was to come.

Mere minutes later, heads swivelled to see the pilots of the flight making their way over to the gate, sporting freshly pressed uniforms, mirrored aviators, and double windsors so tight they could cut a $15 cheese toastie in half.

“We’re in safe hands fellas," Phillips reportedly told his sleep-deprived family.

“Whatever mate," his eldest replied.

Despite their intimidating pre-flight demeanor, sources have confirmed that the attendant squad’s tactical discussion largely centred around how long after serving the tea and coffee would the Biscoff biscuits make the rounds, as well as how aggressively to pursue passengers hiding rubbish in the seatback pockets.