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After being unable to convince the majority of a predominantly white upper house to vote in favour of her incendiary motion that declared, “It’s OK to be white.” – Pauline Hanson has now turned her attention to the sickly Great Barrier Reef.

The One Nation Senator has since flown to the Great Barrier Reef to discuss anti-white prejudice with the world’s biggest natural organism.

“If I can’t convince Australians it’s ok, if not better, to be white, at least I’ll know you guys will listen. In fact, you’ve got no choice [haha]” she said to some rotting coral just south of Lizard Island.

Senator Hanson’s motion condemning so-called “anti-white racism” was defeated in the Senate on Monday, but was backed by 23 Coalition senators and strongly endorsed on Twitter afterwards by cabinet ministers.

The phrase “it’s OK to be white” is widely associated with alt-right, white supremacist and neo-Nazi movements, particularly in the US.

But now, after failing to convince people that it’s ok to be white, the Queensland Senator has turned her attention to the environment, and more specifically the embattled Great Barrier Reef, which is currently in a critical state after two catastrophic bleaching episodes as a result of climate change and mining spill off.

“Everyone’s telling you that you should be ashamed of your white features.” she whispered to the millennia-old natural wonder of the world.

“Don’t listen to them. It’s beautiful. If holidays want to stop coming here to prop up a multi-billion dollar tourism, then that’s there fault”

“They can be replaced with coal mining and other industries that are supportive of white coral”

“It’s okay to be white. It’s beautiful. It’s a shame we can’t bleach the migrants as well”

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