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Pope Francis Dies Attempting To Finish A Crème Egg
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The world has today been rattled by some big news to finish the Easter Weekend.
The head of the Catholic Church, Pope Francis has passed away today aged 88 years.
“At 7:35 this morning, the Bishop of Rome, Francis, returned to the home of the Father. His entire life was dedicated to the service of the Lord and of his Church,″ Cardinal Kevin Ferrell, the Vatican camerlengo, announced.
Sources closes to the Papal figure have since revealed to The Advocate that the Pope passed this morning after attempting to finish a Creme Egg.
Famous for their disgraceful for decadence, Cabury Creme Eggs are known around the world for their gooey sugary melt that makes up the inside of a thick chocolate shell.
Responsible for many vomits as a resulted of excitable Easter overconsumption, it’s believed the Pope passed after trying to conquer the Easter Everest himself.
More to come.