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The nation’s savviest share trader has today issued a relieving update for all his friends, family and political followers.
Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has marked himself safe from Cyclone Alfred, after hosting a little shin dig at Justin Hemmes Vaucluse mansion over night.
The little get together for Dutton and some wealthy donors and mates, comes as the Tropical Cyclone prepares to make landfall on his actual electorate.
With the entirety of the South East corner and the Northern Rivers anxiously waiting for the major weather event to reach land, Dutton has thankfully been keeping safe under the roof of the Hemmesphere.
The bespoke little event has obviously not been widely covered in the media, as his constituents batten strip shelves bare, batten down hatches and prepare for the worst.
It comes just hours after criticising the Prime Minister for focusing on a political campaign instead of worrying about helping people in the middle of a major weather event.
“People want the Prime Minister governing, not campaigning at a time like this,” Dutton told media yesterday, despite not being seen in his electorate which is about to get fucking hammered by this Cyclone.
Speaking to The Advocate about last night’s event, Dutton laughed.
“Hahaha no one’s gonna report on it guys,” he laughed.
“So quit wasting your time.”
“Besides, as my predecessor used to say, I don’t hold a hose.”
“So I’ll get up there for some piccies in the fluros, but there’s nothing I can do right now.”
“May as well make pay while the sun shines in Sydney.”
More to come.
