Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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Tattoo Parlour Must Not Be That Good Because No One Is Smoking Darts Out The Front
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota tattoo parlour has outed itself as an absolute dud shop today as witnesses report
Family Starve To Death Waiting For Motormouth Aunties To Unwrap Presents
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Christmas is a time for family, sharing and tragedy today as an entire family
Late 20s Woman’s FB Notifications Mostly Just Invites To Like Ex Boyfriend’s Business Page
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A 27-year-old woman has today discovered that Facebook is nothing more than a psychological torture device.
“Fuck It, I’ll Just Get The Car Towed Home,” Laughs Man Succumbing To Temptation Of Another Round
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The silly season is reaching its peak, it can be confirmed this afternoon. This comes after
Old Woolies Green Bag Under Kitchen Sink Gets Second Life As Dad’s Airport Carry On
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In a rare bit of good news for the environment, the rate of global
Local Man Starts Hitting Up Turkish Barber To Avoid Pesky Small Talk Of English Speakers
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has admitted that he’s been getting his hair cut at a nearby
Good Sledging At Grade Cricket Game Turns Up A Notch After Players Start Using LinkedIn For Ammo
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Some A-grade level sledging is echoing across a D-grade cricket match this afternoon, as
Chaotic Mate Still Running an iPod Into FM Transmitter Setup
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The hottest hits of 2009 are sound tracking a long road trip this morning
Local Mum Who ‘Just Popped In’ To Kmart Emerges 3 Hours Later With Half The Store
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT Suburban mum Karen Mitchell has once again proved that a quick trip to Kmart is
Cardboard Boxes Suddenly Expensive And Hard To Locate In The Days Before Local Man Moves House
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In an unforeseen twist of fate, local man Greg Thompson (30) has discovered that cardboard boxes,
Kid Flexes His Parents Wealth With A Lunch Box Stacked With Baby-Bels
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A classic episode of “The Haves vs. The Have Nots” is playing out in
Local Coward On Breakfast Date Politely Enjoys B&E Roll With Knife And Fork
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An eligible Bachelor is the subject of intense public scrutiny this morning after putting