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Sydney Local Officially Old After Being Satisfied With The 9pm Fireworks

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In what experts are calling a definitive sign of aging, 29 year old Sydney girl Grace

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Man Forced To Pay Out The Arse For NYE Venue Now Jealous Of Local Teenagers Partying In A Park

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local man Liam Turner (32), is reportedly grappling with a crushing case of buyer’s remorse

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Iphone Overheating Warning Probably A Decent Sign Local Man Should Just Chuck On Some Sunscreen

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has been divinely reminded by mother nature that it’s probably time to

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Girl Who’s Made Living In London Her Personality Reminds Everyone She’s Still In London

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In heartwarming news, a former Betoota local who now lives in London has hit

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Swag’s Rolled Out In The Living Room Suggests Everyone’s Pushing The Boat Out Tonight

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A local family’s decision to host a New Years Eve Party has seen their household

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Report: Mum Will Just Come And Pick You Up From The Pub, Okay!

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Mum has laid down the law this evening, as her meathead sons begin spraying on some

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So Much For The Fucking Sunshine State Aye

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation is currently asking the great North East to have a bit of a look

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Public Health Professional Rewarded With Luxurious $18 Meal Allowance For Year Of Service

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights woman is preparing to share in the spoils of victory tonight, and she

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Suburban Mum Breaks From The Shackles Of Conventional Cooking By Using French Onion Soup Mix As A Spice

CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In a quiet yet groundbreaking culinary pivot, Betoota Heights mum Karen Mitchell has declared that French

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Advice Column | Making Big Financial Decisions Based On Your Gut Instinct Is The Best Way To Lose Money

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Did you know there is an inverse relationship between those who think they’re

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Group Chat Unsure If Friend Wants Congratulations For Obscure Work Update

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The usual banter has ground to a standstill in a local group chat as no one

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“That Band Is So Mainstream! I’m Into [2nd Most Popular Band]”

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An arvo down at the park took a serious turn today as professional beard guy Gregory