Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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Spreadsheet Wrangling Finance Bro Furious Train Drivers Might Get Paid Half As Much As Him One Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Sydney man has today given The Betoota Advocate his verdict on the industrial action currently
“Haha Sorry He Gets So Excited” Says Owner Of Poorly Trained Dog Jumping All Over Random People
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local inner city yuppie has today drawn the ire of some of his fellow citizens,
Man Who Sues People Over Mean Tweets Still Pushing Ahead With ‘Strongman Persona’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Federal Opposition leader has this week hit the unofficial campaign trail to remind
Police Officer Detaining South Korean President Yoon Offers Him Special Get Out Of Jail Free Card
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT SOEUL – REPUBLIC OF KOREA South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol is today weighing up a bombshell
Putin Withdraws From Ukraine After Seeing Russian Tennis Player Has No Flag Next To Name
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world is today breathing a sigh of relief, after Russian President Vladimir Putin made a
Oh Dear: Robbo The Plumber Is Chewing The Poor Traffic Controller’s Ear Off Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local champion from the Betoota Heights has today drawn a few sighs from around his
Serbian-Australians To Spend A Fortnight Completely Uninterested In Anything Not Directly Related To Djokovic
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT It has been reported that the first wave of Serbian mates reminding friends and colleagues that
Lebanese Australians Finally Embrace Sport That They’ve Been Dressed For Since The 2000s
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a groundbreaking development, the Australian-Lebanese community—long associated with a passion for tennis-inspired luxury fashion—
Betoota Advocate Reveals Newspaper’s Official Person Of The Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news that comes as a shock to few avid readers, The Betoota Advocate has
Dazed Silly Seasoner Finds Himself On The Piss For No Discernible Reason Whatsoever
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man is floating on clouds this afternoon, it can be confirmed. Speaking very briefly
Mate’s Pregnant Misso Tells Local Idiot To Get In The Car, She’ll Give Him A Lift Home
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Brenton Hills has been told to stop carrying on like a pork chop, it can be
Colleague Comes Out As Bogan After Posting Photo Of 6ft Tall White Christmas Tree
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An unofficial work group chat has lit up like a Big W Christmas tree