Cricket Fan Graciously Sums Up Bangladeshi Test Victory As Being Good For The Game
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Darwin man high on mid-strength Jim Beam cans has told this week
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Local Woman Begins Campaign To Get Everyone To Start Referring To Boyfriend By His First Name
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT “[Haha] His names Tom guys,” said local girlfriend Sarah Simmons at a popular French Quarter rooftop
Husband Still Bad At Gift-Wrapping After Attempting It Once Six Years Ago
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local woman Vicki Stewart (46) is gift wrapping for two again after her husband Darren (40)
Scotty From Marketing Growing Concerned These Fires Might Be Discriminating Against Christians
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a concerning development for the marketing gun from the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney, it’s
Drought Crisis Worsens: Federal Government Bans Bushfires In Desperate Bid To Save Water
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In an unprecedented move, bushfires have been totally outlawed in an attempt to reduce the drain
Time Forced To Revoke Giving Greta Thunberg Person Of The Year After Offending Gary From Tamworth
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In an event that has angered many the owner of a saggy, white ballsack, Time Magazine
Garlic Heavy Lunch Valiantly Defeats Several Rounds Of Mouthwash
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT An inner-city businesswoman has royally fucked up her day by eating garlic chicken salad for
Prime Minister Keeps Up His “Everyday Australian” Act By Being Unfit To Run A Country
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As a chunk of the nation continues to burn Prime Minister Scott Morrison isn’t afraid
Australian Quite Relieved His Ancestors Broke The Law
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As news of the UK election results rolls in and the Boris Johnson lead Conservative party
Local Woman Now At The “Plough On” Stage As Dinner Recipe Gets Unrealistically Complicated
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local sucker for punishment has done it again this week. After a big day at
8-Year-Old Overcomes Irrational Fears About Quicksand
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Betoota resident Liam Mitchell has reportedly been keeping an eye out for any suspicious-looking mud
Grill’d Quietly Enquire With RFS About Recruiting Some Of Their Volunteer Firefighters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Overpriced fast food joint Grill’d have discreetly contacted the Rural Fire Service today. The company
Westpac Gathers Shareholders To Discuss Whether They Should Stop Funding Terrorists And Pedophiles
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Big Four Bank Westpac has today brought its shareholders in to discuss the fact they should