Budget Winner? Loser? Just Shut Up And Have A Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is Friday afternoon and I have been asked to explain the budget and I am
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Local Bachelor Insists His Bed Is More Comfortable Without A Bed Frame
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Local bachelor Aaron Wells has been a little out of touch with the ladies since his
Senator Whose Own Sons’ Custody Battles Triggered National Inquiry Criticises Black Families
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A former convicted white-collar criminal who spent a fair bit of time in prison before getting
Local Man Now Able To Focus On How Painful Hangover Is After Locating Phone, Keys And Wallet
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local bloke has briefly postponed an awful hangover thanks to a panic-induced adrenaline rush, it’
Air Dryer Ditched Mid Gust In Favour Of Jeans
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Unfortunately, as much as ditching wasteful disposable products is good for the environment, it does occasionally
New Improved Claw Machine Features Weaker Claw Design
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A problematic design flaw in the ubiquitous claw machine has been corrected with a new improved
Man Invents New Dance Move After Walking Through Spider Web At Night
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Betoota local Patrick “Spiderman” Hayes has inadvertently found himself international fame after wandering out to the
Nervous Bachelor Deeply Regretting Ordering BBQ Wings On First Date
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A nervous bachelor has royally fucked up in the presence of a potential suitor by committing
Coastal Home Repossessed After Falling Short Of Decorative Starfish Quota
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A dramatic scene unfolded in Betoota’s coastal sister town Magpie Bay as an honest family
Peter Dutton Confirms High Rollers Will Be Exempt From China Coronavirus Travel Ban
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As Australia faces criticism from China for its travel ban, Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has
Childless Couple Think They’d Never Use A Tablet To Distract A Toddler For Five Minutes
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A young Birkenstock wearing couple, Bindi Aye and Archie Freeman, are this afternoon treating themselves to
‘I’mma Gift Myself A Little Friday Arvo Blow Out’ Says Local Bachelor On Valentine’s Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man is currently treating himself to a little bit of self-loving this evening. With
Quiet Australians To Now Be Known As The Upgraded Footy Club Canteen Australians
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the sports rort scandal continues to worsen this week, Scotty From Marketing has been forced