Budget Winner? Loser? Just Shut Up And Have A Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is Friday afternoon and I have been asked to explain the budget and I am
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‘Saul Goodman’ Laughs Law Student Who Just Spewed Through His Nose Into Uni Bar Toilet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With O-Week well and truly underway at Betoota University, 19-year-old aspiring legal eagle Adam Betts has
John Howard And Tony Abbott Rush To Gates Of St Kevins To Offer Character References
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The under-fire St Kevins School in Melbourne has received some offers of assistance this afternoon it
Government Urged To Go After Multinational Tax Evaders As Hard As They Go After Welfare Recipients
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After yet another Centrelink debt recovery court hearing took place this morning, the nation has today
Small Child Gets First Glimpse Of Man’s Inhumanity To Man With Brutal Double Bounce
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A Betoota Heights boy has today incurred his first taste of real-life after having a trampoline
Baseball Caps To Be Sold With Installation Instructions
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In a sign of the times, 5 of the world’s largest baseball cap manufacturers have
Coalition Accuses Greens Of Also Being Responsible For Collapse Of Holden
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While the nation continues to reel from the news that iconic car brand Holden will be
Catholic Club Seems To Have Forgotten Jesus’ Position On Gambling
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT From the foyer with its seashell-embedded terrazzo floor to the framed picture of the Pope overseeing
Drone Received As Present Lasts An Impressive 6 Minutes Before Disappearing Over Someone’s Fence
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A newly-unwrapped drone has finally been lost forever after enduring a full 6 minutes of crashing
Facebook Releases Special Holden Filter For Shared Accounts In Wake Of Brand Being Axed
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation comes to terms with the news that the iconic car brand Holden will
$100M Worth Of Electoral Sports Bribes Apparently Easier To Sign Off On Than Fire Relief Package
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the sports rort saga continues to deepen, it has been confirmed today that it’s
Middle-Class Parents Reminiscence About Property They Should Have Bought 20 Years Ago
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT An impromptu family lunch has brought up some suppressed rage courtesy of a couple of bottles
Paul From Nelligen Reportedly Sacked For Articulately Voicing Nation’s Sentiment During Crisis
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news from the South Coast of New South Wales, the volunteer firey responsible for