Brisbane Yuppie Prefers The Thinking Man's Magic Round
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane-based French antique importer, Peter Terrace (55), says it's really bizarre how for one
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Government Propaganda Arm Plead With Nation To Stand Up For Marginalised Minority
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The NSW Propaganda arm of State and Federal Government has today issued a stirring plea for
Shop Assistant Holding Temperature Gun To Customer’s Head Really Enjoying New Responsibility
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact There are few things in this world that bring us close to that feeling of
Collingwood Claim Lumumba Was Only Called ‘Chimp’ Coz He Milked Free Kicks, For His Own Team
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Collingwood Football Club has today surprisingly decided against taking responsibility for its actions. This follows
Byron And Bondi Ask For Exclusive Travel Bubble With Bali
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the debate about the opening of borders and travel bubbles rages on, the residents of
Fox Sports Replaced Buzz Rothfield With Old Drunk From The Pub And No One Even Noticed
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Fox Sports has pulled off an ‘EPIC’ prank it can be revealed today. Speaking exclusively to
ABC Journo Shocked To Learn Horse Racing Has Been Going On This Entire Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In what came as a real kick in the stomach this morning, an ABC journalist has
Unidentified Flying Objects Identified As UFOs In New Footage
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT The UFO community is abuzz today after the Pentagon reluctantly revealed the unidentified flying objects seen
Public Sector Chooses Pay Freeze After Given Alternate Option Of Having One Less RDO
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact In NSW, the Government’s public sector pay freeze announcement was announced early this week by
Sydney Roosters Distracted By Fake Crowd Noise
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a peculiar turn of events, the Sydney Roosters have been confused by some rowdy fans.
Re-Employed Bartenders Brace For Wave Of Very Low-Quality Corona Jokes
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT The Australian Hoteliers Association has circulated a letter to publicans warning of an expected slew of
Alan Jones Reminds Listeners They Can Still Find Him On OnlyFans
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As Alan Jones completes his highly anticipated final month of morning radio, those who like to
Peter V’Landys Unable To Make Kick-Off For Season Return Due To Nephew’s Baptism
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In an incredible turn of events, Rugby League Chairman St Peter V’Landys has missed the