"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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JobKeeper Immediately Re-Instated As Canberra Goes Into Lockdown
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There’s finally some good news to report today, with the Government revealing that they are
Frydenberg Tells Out Of Work People Waiting On Disaster Payments To Just Whip Out The Amex
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s treasurer has today issued some sage advice to anyone struggling financially because of
Tamworth Farmer Quietly Relieved To Have An Excuse To Brush Dinner With Labor Voting In-Laws
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While the New England hub of Tamworth is struggling through a week-long lockdown, there has
Doctors Who Convinced Government To Give Us Year Off Work Urged To Explain Climate Change Too
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Climate scientists are urging the medical professionals who got a word in the ear of the
Sydney And Melbourne Call Truce And Bond Over How Funny Is That Byron Is Going Into Lockdown
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After over 18 months of throwing barbs at one another over who is handling this pandemic
Scotty Reminds Nation He Didn’t Poo His Pants At Maccas After Being Asked About Close Mate Brian
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister appeared on local FM radio this morning where he took the
“Get Your Jab Today” Say Politicians Who Are Fully Aware It’s Never Been That Fucken Easy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s politicians have ushered in a brand new week in trademark style today. With
“Dumb Redneck Queenslanders” Somehow Crush Outbreak In 7 Days
ERROL PARKER | Editor–At-Large | CONTACT The self-indulgent, sanctimonious people of our fine state’s southeast corner have somehow
Catholic Theatre Kid Takes Daily Mass Reading As An Opportunity To Flex Acting Range
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Much like the majority of suppressed thespians, local Catholic schoolboy Terrin Williams (12) has dreams of
Local Bloke Somehow Still Remembers A Few Lines Of Code From His Myspace Days
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A local bloke has today surprised himself by remembering a few lines of code from his
Lockdown Manic Episode Sees Woman Browsing Instagram On Laptop After Deleting It From Phone
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local woman Elena Manners has today been brought to breaking point, after spending days in her
Heavenly: Rain Starts Right As You Get Into Bed!
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota was treated to a boon from the heavens above last night as a mild fall