"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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John Barilaro Launches Defamation Action Against Delta Variant For Making Him Look Bad
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Deputy Premier of Newcastle Wollongong and Sydney (NSW) has today announced that he’ll be
Government Disappointed To Learn Poland Has Just Sent Us A Million Pickled Cucumbers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian government is currently at panic stations today, after a much-needed win has turned
Couple Who Would Have Got Married This Weekend Get Drunk and Hungry Alone
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With lockdown continuing to hit the wedding industry harder than Pinterest DIY wedding tips, another couple
Facebook Ad For Hair Loss Ruins Balding Local Man’s Commute
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although primarily serving as a reminder that people have different political opinions to you, Facebook feeds
Scotty Considers Doing Something After Realising Sydney Could Still Be Indoors For Australia Day
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After having successfully pushed the burden of pandemic management onto state governing bodies, part-time Prime
Prickly Mothers Group WhatsApp Chat Spawns 15 Rebel Side Chats For Sole Purpose Of Bitching
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT All hell has broken loose in a mother’s Facebook group this week, despite it originally
Bachelor Insists Washing Bed Sheets Once A Year Is Purely For Ecological Reasons Or Some Shit
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Today, local bachelor James Lunt confessed to being a whole new level of grubby today, when
Scotty Volunteers To Be First To Trial Jab Passport And Go To Like Maybe Hawaii Or Something
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After being the early adopter of a jab his own citizens still have trouble accessing, part-
“Things Are Going To Get Worse,” Says Gladys While Addressing Her Slip In The Polls
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT During her daily dose of discomfort, NSW Premier Gladys Berijiklian provided real assurance to her state’
NSW Bunnings Still Open In Case Scotty Needs DIY Photo Op
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Despite the premier of New South Florida, Gladys Berijiklian, refusing to answer questions about why Bunnings
“People Have The Right To Free Will” Says Christian Man Who Led Anti-Abortion Protests
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has confirmed today that he will be standing firm on his
Britney Finally Released From 13 Year Lockdown
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After another tough few days around the nation, there’s some positive news to round out