"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Local Man Shamefully Duck Walks Back Into Toilet For A Reassuring Last Wipe
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Much like half the population it seems, Aaron Peters has had a bit of a shit
Report: At Least There’s Less Charity Muggers Out And About
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As half of the nation continues to live in lockdown, some Australians are focussing on the
Lifelong Bond Forged As Kid Quietly Slips Vegetables Under The Table
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local child Delia Housten has tried a number of tactics to avoid vegetables. Hiding them under
Target Employee Briefly Peers Into Potential Shoplifter’s Bag Before Resuming Vacant Stare Into Distance
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A target floor manager has today been spotted staring into the abyss, just two hours into
Decision To Avoid Late Night Kebab Cancels Out 4000 Calories Worth Of Alcohol
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT When it comes to reaching your mid-twenties, one of the worst parts is losing the
‘Shit’ Sighs Fully Grown Human Being Who Has Forgotten Father’s Day’s This Weekend, Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In an ever-changing world of shifting realities, it can be revealed today that some things
NRL Confirms Flying WAGs Up For A Holiday In Queensland More Important Than Holding NRLW Season
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Shouting the wives and girlfriends of NRL players a Queensland holiday is more important than holding
Girl That Used To Run Around Oval Like A Horse Somehow First Classmate To Get Engaged
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A chick that used to run around the school oval neighing like a horse has allegedly
US Arms Dealers Ask Biden If It’s Too Soon To Start Doing Business With The Taliban Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the final US evacuation flights leave Afghanistan, powerbrokers back home on US soil are already
Last Housemate To Move Out Now Owns 5 Double Beds And Two Battered Dining Tables
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The five members of French Quarter sharehouse affectionately titled ‘The Quarter Deck’ have reached the most
Drive Home From School Derailed As Local Mum Takes A Detour Through The Rich People Suburb
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A simple drive home has today been hijacked by a wistful mum, who decided to take
‘Wellness Advocate’ Says The First The Step Is To Not Listen To Every Doctor On The Planet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local ‘Wellness Advocate’ has today let us in on a big secret. The F-tier