Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Sky News Oddly Quiet About Latest Attempt To Mix Sport With Politics
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the Novak Djokovic debacle continues to unfold in Melbourne, it’s been revealed that Sky
Local Girl Lays Groundwork For Sickie By Telling Whole Team About How Clammy She’s Feeling
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT When it comes to successfully pulling off a sickie without earning the suspicion of your boss
Active Testing Sites Easily Distinguished By High Number Of Piss Filled Bottles Leading To Entrance
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Before Australians took matters into their own hands by creating Facebook groups dedicated to alerting each
Desperate Scotty Informs Media That Djokovic Just Threw Children Overboard From Quarantine Hotel
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation continues to grapple with government incompetence once again, the man in charge of
Millennial Finally Surrenders To The Housing Crisis And Channels Her Energy Into The Rental Crisis
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A millennial who long ago gave up hopes of ever owning a property has now had
Local Girl Who Is Five Cruisers Deep Fairly Certain Chick In Nightclub Line Pushed Her
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local woman Brianna Hewitt is, unfortunately, the worst kind of drunk – an aggressive one. Unlike her
Grown Man Realises Sopranos Did Not Adequately Prepare Him For Therapy
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After realising it’s not in his best interest to be either angry or sad all
Valley Police Under Investigation For Sending Out Fewer Than Ten Officers For Verbal Altercation
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A police station is today under investigation for allegedly sending out fewer than ten officers to
Side Sleeper Fails To Factor In Practicality Of New Tragus Piercing
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT When local woman Shara Hornick suddenly became obsessed with the idea of a new ear piercing,
Girl Who Waitressed Four Years Ago Reckons There’s A Special Way Of Stacking Plates
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local woman Bridie Keating used to be a waitress. In fact, she used to be a
Crypto Bro’s Girlfriend Tries And Fails To Understand Why You Can’t Just Screenshot An NFT
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local girlfriend Nicki Weaver has tried and failed to understand how NFT’s work and why
Healthy Granola Consumed In Unhealthy Quantities
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving to the world that she is on a health kick God damn it, logistics manager