Mum Quietly Secures Mother’s Day Gift She Actually Wants
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a lifetime of putting everyone else’s needs ahead of her own, a local mum
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Bloke Develops A Vitamin D Deficiency As Online Grocery Shopping Ticks Off Final Reason To Leave House
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A Bondi man has today revealed to The Advocate an unexpected side effect of living the
Stoner Uncle Who Refers To Triple J As ‘The Js’ Not Too Impressed By The Wiggles
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local legend of days past Micky ‘Big Yarns’ Yarnwood (51) has let his nieces and nephews
“What’s Happened! Tell Me!” Mouths Excited Husband After Overhearing Wife’s Reaction To Life Ruining Gossip
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Whoever said men don’t like to gossip, is very very wrong. In fact, if you
Local Girl Sitting By Speaker Taking This Vote More Seriously Than She Will In May
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Certified triple j fanatic Melanie Armstrong (24) has entered her second hour of sitting by the
Local Bloke Wouldn’t Have Dumped That Cap If He Knew Olivia Rodrigo Would Be Next Song
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local bloke Owen Hughes (32) is dinging like a dingus right now, as Olivia Rodrigo started
Hillsonger Turns Off Hottest 100 After Hearing Language Warning
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Martin West feels as if he’s dodged a bullet today. While listening to the Hottest
“This Should Be Higher” Explains Music Fan Who Didn’t Vote In The Hottest 100
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Equipped with more contemporary music knowledge than almost anybody in living memory, Conch Willis confidently stated
Boring Partygoer Who Finally Thought Of Something Funny Crushed As Conversation Changes Topic
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A man whose defining personality trait is his job title has attempted to join a conversation,
Artsy Middle-Class Dad Completely Stumped Over Which Blue Plaid Shirt To Wear The Theatre
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT ‘Blue with pink stripes or blue with yellow?’, that’s the question causing turmoil
Home and Away Writer Fired For Not Reaching One Car Crash Scene Per Season Quota
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A Home and Away writer has today been fired after going against the norm and seriously
Unsupervised Lads Strutting Into Cinema Unprepared For Furious Wrath Of Holiday Mums
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An audacious gang of West Betoota lads are about to be knocked down a
PM Asks Toddler Playing With Toy Cash Register If She’d Be Up For A Few Shifts At Woolies
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Scotty from Marketing has today truly outdone himself by suggesting an incredible solution to the nation’