Phins Agree To Carry The Weight Of Queensland On Their Shoulders After Qualifying For Finals
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Dolphins are this evening enjoying the greatest night in the club’s history (so far)
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Unorganised Dad Drags Muddy Kids Straight From Footy Field to Election Queue
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A disorganised father has been forced to teach his children about the Australian democratic
Big Unit Gladly Supports School Election Bake Sale By Inhaling Three Of His Old Year 3 Teacher’s Fairy Cakes
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local big man is enjoying the sweet taste of democracy this morning, stopping
“At Least Ya Know What Ya Get With The Libs” Says Man With Rather Impressive Pain Threshold
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today revealed an impressive fact about his character. Speaking to our
Barnaby Enjoys A Couple Cold Jars After A Long Election Race Against Nobody In Particular
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for New England has told reporters in Armidale this afternoon that his
Labor Party Call Emergency Meeting To Discuss How They Can Still Fuck This Up
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese has called his team into a huddle today. So, the Australian Labor
“You Promised Australia You’d Change!” Says Poor Jenny After Seeing Scotty’s Search History
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Trouble in almost paradise was stirred this week as Jenny Morrison made the morality-killing mistake
Local Man Does A Lap Of Daunting Fresh Food Aisle Before Jetting Back Out Towards Thai Joint
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights office worker has today decided to bite the bullet and spare himself the
Lambie Promises Royal Commission Into Whether Regional Tasmanian AFL Umpires Are Fucken Blind
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Independent senate candidate Jacqui Lambie has come out strong with some big promises just days before
New Jurassic Sequel To Focus On All The Liberal Party Fossils Scotty Has Wheeled Out This Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news for the overlap of a Venn diagram that is blockbuster hits and
Big Money FIFO Who Installed A Home Cinema During Lockdown Hopes Major Parties Don’t Forget Us Aussie Battlers
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bloke who has pre-ordered the new Ford F-150 has outlined his
Campaign Review Committee Set To Hit Prime Minister With A Huge Ban After Sickening High Shot
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Prime Minister looks like he could be facing a huge stint on the
Grimshaw Gives Scotty The Reckless Hoons Treatment
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact One of Australia’s TV icons has treated the nation to a vintage performance this week.