Club Playmaker Cops A Spray For Skipping Weekend Footy To Propose To His Girlfriend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most exciting young halfbacks is expected to be sanctioned this
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Holy Shit. Did You Know You Can Get A Cute Dog Without Dropping A Month’s Salary?
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Nation’s yuppies have today been rocked to their core, after news broke that it’s
Report: Nullarbor Only Fun For First 1000 kms
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Fans of Australian holidays might want to think twice about the right-of-passage road trip across the
Arabs Relieved To Be Finally Handing The Hollywood Movie Bad Guys Stereotype Back To Russians
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact The world’s Arabic people and people of Arabic descent are celebrating this week, as they
Scotty From Marketing Posts A Thirst Trap Instagram Poll for Netflix Suggestions While In Iso
KEITH T. DENNETT |New South | CONTACT After a long week of tax-payer funded sick leave, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing
Report: Floods Only Helping Jet Ski Owners Justify Their Purchase
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact At the time of writing, the full extent of the damage caused by floods in Queensland
Natural Disasters Now So Common There’ll Never Be A Good Time For Us To Bring Up Climate Change Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There’s some bad news for environmental activists today, with revelations that we may never be
Sick-Leave Scotty Consumes Enough Biased Free-To-Air TV To Actually Believe He’s A Good PM
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact As sick leave Scotty continues to isolate himself from regular Australians, our nation’s leader has
Eurovision Announce New Sanctions For Russia, Limiting Them To An Acoustic Act With No Glitter
KEITH T. DENNETT |New South | CONTACT International song contest Eurovision has announced a tough new set of sanctions against Russia,
Dutton Joins Ukraine’s International Defence Battalion To Avoid Becoming Acting PM
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An interesting morning in Federal politics has taken another bizarre turn, it can be confirmed. Following
Kyle and Jackie O Struggling To Segue From Invasion Of Ukraine To Latest MAFs Scandal
KEITH T. DENNETT |New South | CONTACT Australia’s King and Queen of soft-core porn radio are bracing themselves for a
Freedom Convoy Protestor Hopes The Government He Refuses To Recognise Can Avoid War In Ukraine
KEITH T. DENNETT |New South | CONTACT A self-described “free-thinker” who has spent the last month protesting Government intervention has gone
Scotty From Marketing Turns Up In Lismore With Pool Noodle And Wahu Footy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The head of Marketing at the Federal Government of Australia has raised eyebrows today. This comes