Club Playmaker Cops A Spray For Skipping Weekend Footy To Propose To His Girlfriend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most exciting young halfbacks is expected to be sanctioned this
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Journalists Bemoan Stupid Punters For Failing To Ask A Single Gotcha Question During Leader’s Debate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s media types are fuming this morning, after a relatively civil leader’s debate
Easter Still Severely Underrated
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Easter, across most cultures, is the most underrated time of the year – it has been confirmed.
Report: Nobody Knows Where Nan Gets These Unbranded Eggs That Taste Like Candles
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The random bowl of budget chocolate eggs wrapped in multicoloured foil at your parent’s house
Underfunded Climate Scientists Assuming Their Life Work Will Surely Get A Mention Soon
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After just one week, the 2022 election is already proving to be too much for some
“I Can’t Give You A Federal ICAC Because You Wouldn’t Vote For Us If You Knew What We Did,” Says PM
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has effectively abandoned his promise to establish a federal anti-corruption watchdog, citing
Local Atheist Has Bad Friday After Forgetting God’s Weird Bottle Shop Laws
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local atheist Dean Barnes (28) characteristically “can’t believe this crap” as his failure to remember
Incompetent Albanese Unable To Provide Entire Track Listing Of Latest Chilis Album
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although gotcha journalism has suddenly fallen out of vogue, that didn’t stop opposition leader Anthony
Nation Angry Enough With Journos To Side With The Greens
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With gotcha journalism taking a bigger public chastising than most MAFS participants, Australians are realising they
Australia’s Media Families Surprisingly Not Interested In Covering This Proposed Billionaire’s Tax
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some genuinely shocking news from the CBDs of our major cities, it can be revealed
Leftie’s Pre-Election Optimism To Be Eviscerated By Easter Long Weekend In The Suburbs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young art gallery employee from Brisbane’s West End is preparing for her bi-annual venture
Nationals Vow To Build A Completely New Darwin Port To Make Up For Giving The Old One To China
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The National Party have this week revealed how they plan to fix on of the major
Bloke That Overestimated JobKeeper By $60B Says Albo Cannot Be PM Because He’s Bad With Numbers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The leaders of the Liberal Party have moved once again today to assure the nation that