Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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Decline Of Christianity Proves Morrison Government Will Leave A Lasting Legacy Afterall
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The 2021 census results confirm that No Religion has continued to be Australia’s fastest-moving
Teacher Not Striking Must Be Going For Deputy Principal Or Something
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After historic teacher strikes took place in the people’s republic of Sydney, it has been
Housing Crisis Even More Depressing After Census Reveals Australia Has 1 Million Empty Fucking Houses
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news from the Land of the Property Investor, Australia currently has a million
Easy Going Handyman Only Lets The Finest Wild Turkey Cans Grace His Yeti Coolbag
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has drawn a fat line in the sand today. 28 year old
2021 Social Distancing Measures Force Papou To File First-Ever Profitable Tax Return
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Betoota’s very own on Flight Path District has played host to an incredible scene today.
Entitled NSW Teachers Demand At Least Half Of What A 22-Year-Old Real Estate Agent Makes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Thousands of teachers have today walked out of schools around NSW, and marched in protest across
Suburban Dad Contemplating Divorce After In-Laws Park On His Perfectly Manicured Front Lawn
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A suburban father of two is today considering his living arrangements, after a controversial incident last
Senator Hughes Reveals Marxist Teachers Are Brainwashing Kids Into Thinking They Should Own A Home
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT One of the brightest minds on the newly formed Opposition has today revealed a shocking fact
Don Albanese Ramps Up War With Independents As Pocock Wakes Next To Severed Head Of Brumby Jack
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The war between the major families of Australian federal politics has reached another low today. After
Australia’s Most Important Middle-Class Man Books Priority Boarding For Domestic Jetstar Flight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT An incredibly important and time-poor man has today wowed the crowed at Betoota’s Remienko
Don Albanese Attends A Baptism As Teal Political Staffers Are Assassinated Across The Nation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has issued a powerful statement to the nation this week. The new
Local Bloke’s Opinion Becomes Invalid After Requesting Margherita Pizza For Origin Session
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local French Quarter man has been laughed out of a room full of his friends