Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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Report: This Bloke Had A Lot Of Jobs For Someone Who Hated Doing Any Actual Work
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The scandal involving Scott Morrison and the Governor General is deepening by the hour, with fresh
Time Rich Side Hustle Scotty Unveils New Hire-A-Minister Business
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation’s former Prime Minister has today revealed to The Advocate that he won’t
Norman Gunston Called Out Of Retirement To Cover New Scandal Involving Governor General And PM
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Political diehards are foaming at the mouth today after revelations a famous figure could be coming
“You’ve Wasted Another Year Of Your Life,” Says Supermarket By Starting To Stock Mince Pies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Walking into the Old City District’s Kellett’s Gunsmith & Grocers on Market
Rubber Arm Accountant Says “Fuck It” And Lets Chippy Claim $500 Massage Gun As Work Expense
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A professionally dubious Accountant is being praised today, after turning a blind eye to
Local Health Freak Opts For A Wholemeal Banh Mi With His 500ml Energy Drink
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local man Phillip Wells says you can eat a banh mi at any time of day,
Sydney Man Rocks Up To Work In City2Surf Bib Just In Case Anyone Wasn’t Aware He Raced Yesterday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT An office in Sydney’s CBD is this morning trying to avoid contact with one of
Local Bachelorette Tries To Drop The Hint By Whipping Out The Chewy Packet After Dinner
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has found herself becoming a little anxious tonight after her date unexpectedly behaved
Bloke Taking A Break From The Sauce Can’t Believe How Fucking Long Friday Nights Are
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With 2022 basically two-thirds of the way done, local piss-cutting legend Joel Schmid (38)
Bald Men Of Australia Not Appreciating Jokes About Egg Shortage
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The Australian egg shortage has led to a lot of memes, but there is one group
James Franco To Bring Out Humorous Weed-Smoking Side Of Fidel Castro
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the most outrageous casting choice since the last outrageous casting choice, actor, comedian, and Instagram
Mark Wahlberg Brought In To Do An ‘Italian Job’ On The European Nation’s Spiralling Inflation
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT In response to Italy’s ongoing economic crisis and the shocking resignation of their PM Mario