Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Colleague Spends Morning Calculating How On Earth Office Frenemy Can Afford Another Week’s Leave
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A jealous colleague is running a spreadsheet of calculations this morning, as she looks
Local Snake Just Catching Up With His Mate’s Girlfriend
MOYRA BRICK | Relationships | Contact A reader wrote to The Advocate earlier this week asking what he should do about a
School Priest Bristles After Assembly Prayer Interrupted By Roaring Nissan Skyline Out For A Burn
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A proud Catholic Priest is a little perturbed this morning, after his prayers to
Local Farmer Attempts To Lure Workers With Generous Offer Of Free Accommodation And Fruit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Betoota Plains primary producer has today been praised for thinking outside the box. Berrick Watts
Local Law Student Stands Accused Of Taking Moot Court A Bit Too Seriously
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A law student at East Betoota Polytechincal has lashed out at suggestion and rumour that he’
Local Bachelor Freshens Up 3 Day Old Tikka Masala with Healthy Squirt of Sweet Chilli Sauce
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s longest serving bachelors is spicing things up in the kitchen
Indestructible Bunnings Umbrella Somehow Boasts More Longevity Than Some Of Their Power Tools
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Dad is staying today, thanks to the structural integrity of his two-year-old
Overflowing Sharehouse Bin Becomes A Fun Jenga-Style Game Of Balance
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The game is afoot in a French Quarter share house as a silent standoff over whose
“What Do You Mean My Properties Won’t Automatically Go Up In Value” Asks Furious Investor
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local Real Estate investor has today asked the government to do something, anything. Graham Wood
Local Primary Schooler Rattled To Learn The Truth About ‘Elemenopee’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local grade two student has today experience one of early education system’s biggest learning
Hungover Albanese Sighs After Realising Morning Meeting Could Have Been An Email
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation’s new Prime Minister has today let out a massive sigh, before heading into
Employers Unsure How To React To Vaping During Work Zoom
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As The Australian and other satirical news sites have confirmed, no one was hit harder by